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Ode to a Pink-haired Hooker
By: super0kawaii0kitty
Inspired By: Kai's 'Ode to Orochimaru'
Dedicated to: SUCKura HOEruno
By: super0kawaii0kitty
Inspired By: Kai's 'Ode to Orochimaru'
Dedicated to: SUCKura HOEruno
***NOTE: I DON'T CARE IF YOU LIKE SAKURA, I HATE HER THIS IS MY OPINION AND I'M STICKING TO IT!
It=SUCKura
IT is hideously fat,
IT has a fivehead not fore,
IT is also an extremely ugly whore,
IT needs to be shot,
IT needs to be dead,
I need a lead pipe,
To hit IT over the head.
My brain tells me to kill her,
My heart says the same,
IT is not cool or pretty,
IT is just really lame,
Sasuke doesn't like IT,
And neither do I,
This is why SUCKura must DIE!
Literature
100 Ways To Annoy Deidara
Say Yo at the end of all your sentences.
Play the in my pants game with him (add in my pants after every sentence).
Super Glue his face to the floor.
Cut his bangs off.
Force him to make your lunch with an Easy Bake.
Talk Binary. (00100110)
Throw a Farting Chicken at him.
Braid his ponytail.
Then cut it off.
Make a Life-Size Chocolate sculpture of him.
Then Bite its head off.
Prove hes a she.
Lock him in a closet
.with Tobi.
Buy him a Bra.
A Lacy Bra.
Make him Stuff it And Wear it.
Hum the Legend of Zelda theme Really Loud While hes trying to sleep.
Scream BABALOO in
Literature
My World - ShikaIno SasuIno
A small breath left the male's mouth. The genius pressed a hand to his own cheek. His best friend was sitting next to him like usual. But, his other old teammate, the blonde, had run off to pounce Sasuke the second he was brought back to Konoha. And she hadn't stopped clinging to him since. Making something twitch inside his stomach as he watched them.
The fastest man in the world,
Fast asleep at the wheel.
Nobody wants to be alone,
So how did I get here?
Once she finally let go of him, because he needed to go home and change, the blonde walked up to Shika. "I'm SO happy he's back, Shika-kun!" Giving the sweetest smile she could muster,
Literature
Akatsuki sundays
(Akatsuki lair)
It was Sunday and the Akatsuki were bored.
Leader: Anyone got any ideas for fun?
Kisame: lets get drunk!
They all agreed. And after an hour they were all drunk.
Tobi: Tobi is a very bad boy bad bad bad Tobi Tobi bad
Slamming his head against a wall
Deidara: Guys I have mouths on my hands how freaky is that wow mouths on my friggin hands how psycadellic
Kisame: I'm a fish I'm a fish in the deep blue sea!
Kisame began to sing
Itachi: slowly walking down the hall faster than a cannon ball where were you while we were getting high some day you will find me caught beneath a landslide in a champagne supernova in the sky!
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Like I said, I don't care if you like SUCKura, I don't and that's final!
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Thats a really good ode. It suits Sakura well.